If you’re not pissing anyone off, you’re not getting anything accomplished.

“I wonder if the ugly duckling felt stupid when he realized being pretty didn’t magically solve all his problems.”

Joey Comeau

A Softer World

If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?

“Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.”
– Peggy Joyce

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Charles Wadsworth

We must believe in free will. We have no choice.

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur – Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
– Dick Cavett

“Profanity is the last bastion of desperately inarticulate motherfuckers”

The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.