Greg Grammon
Greg’s Quote Collection

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

Smart people look like crazy people to stupid people.

Never try to understand women. Women understand women, and they HATE each other

From a classic Usenet “Computing Dictionary”:

Easy to learn: Hard to use.

Easy to use: Hard to learn.

Easy to learn and use: Won’t do what you want it to.

The Earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is evident that the end of the world is fast approaching.
— Assyrian tablet, c. 2800 BC

If you’re not pissing anyone off, you’re not getting anything accomplished.

“I wonder if the ugly duckling felt stupid when he realized being pretty didn’t magically solve all his problems.”

Joey Comeau

A Softer World

If guns kill people, do pencils misspell words?


“Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.”
— Peggy Joyce

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.

Charles Wadsworth

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